When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:
AUSTRALIAN CHRISTMAS ADS ARE SO GREAT
SCREW YOU AND YOUR SNOW WE HAVE SURFING SANTAS AND HAMS
i struggled with ms paint for 3 notes
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup
Congratulations, you broke physics.
this gave me an aneurysm
That car one makes me want to cry.
Physics go home, you’re drunk.
You try so hard to take care of everyone else
That you forget to take care of yourself
Someone changes everything.
bringing this back.
Worlds best author everyone.